Jade

Hot person who simps a lot. Super gorgeous. Whoever doesn’t like her back is stupid. Smartest person alive. Pretends to snort paint. Overall amazing human being 10/10 recommended to be her friend.

“I want to marry Jade”
“As do I”

by anonymous November 26, 2021

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Jaded could mean many many things, but to me she's a person, quite an extraordinary one at that. I say this because she's been through so much, more than most, pain that's more than enough to last a lifetime and she's still so young. However upset she may be she's always there for the people in her life who need her most, she's one of the strongest people that I'll ever know. Deep down I'm sure she already knows this, I'm just pointing out the obvious. What she doesn't know is how special and important I'd like to make her feel given the chance. I'd always keep her safe and happy it seems to be the only two things that shes ever wanted. I love her more than anything in this world and beyond. She will always be the only girl to ever hold my heart.

Even when she's jaded, at her worst, she know's her self worth. But she's also extremely kind at heart.

by Ziroe November 27, 2021

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1. The Witch of Space.
2. A mineral with a green colour.
3. That moray eel from Twisted Wonderland.

1. "yall ever heard of jade harley"
2. "cool jade u got there dawg"
3. "im genuinely terrified of jade leech"

by grotesquette ♡ February 9, 2024

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There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.

“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples”

by sideshowazh February 17, 2024

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