For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"
by big donut man March 9, 2011
Get the wood kitchenmug. A slang term to express how desireable or impressive something is, such as a girl, car, movie or anything that could create excitement.
Man, that chick Sports Wood, Rapist Style! (You can add the additional, Rapist Style when something is ultra exceptional).
by Ferreson September 29, 2004
Get the Sports Woodmug. A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex
by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009
Get the Camping in the woodsmug. oh look at that dumb asz skating & wtf is the point of flipping a piece of fucking wood around your feet! dumb wood pusher
by lokz April 26, 2010
Get the wood pushermug. The act of laying prone on your stomach with a wooden dildo strapped around your waist, situated with the base on your back, facing up. Another person then rides the aforementioned dildo as though the prone individual were a trotting horse.
by Swiping Left October 6, 2019
Get the back woodmug. A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.
by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019
Get the jack woodmug. A chubby kidd who like to eat asia wok and is a third party to the berry group he also has vip access to the asia wok kitchen
by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019
Get the Zachary woodmug.