stupid hat

a fucked up hat that looks like shit on your head.
one that should never have been bought or sold in the first place.

that hat is more Brim than Hat!!, slut

take that shit off your head deuchebag

by J-BOMB January 25, 2004

trappers hat

cockney ryming slang for a ladies special place (her twat)

"OHhhh look at the trappers hat on that"

by daniel kemp September 19, 2006

crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006

Ass Hat

Someone who annoys me to the extent that, given the opportunity, I would beat him into such a deformed state that he'd be wearing his ass as a hat.

The people I deal with daily.

by Trunks November 20, 2003

condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

Ass Hat

A real Wanker. Someone that is both unintelligent and lacks proper social niceties.

That guy is not just a douch, he is a total ass hat.

by Chris Hitchcock November 28, 2006

Maga hat

What terrorists wear on their heads

The terrorists that attacked the capitol on Jan 6th 2021 wore maga hats

by _.-._ May 24, 2021