Human woodchuck

When you take the two buck teeth out of a man from russia then you stick them in a womans vagina.
I gave keiths aunt a human woodchuck
by Jimmy the best August 18, 2011
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human music

When a male and female have coitus, due to all the penile thrusting the holes in the woman suck air and release a queef... Thus leading to "Human Music"
Get ready mama and play dat funky human music
by Loafy churdnub March 04, 2017
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fuck humans

ĺ̵̩̰́̏́̎̐̍̃͝ơ̶͚̹͓̬̻̦͔͇͌͗́̿̒̕ͅo̴̹͗̎̓̈̑̂̿̐͝k̵̖̟̭̮̦͎͙̼̑͝,̴̧̻̻͉̫͗ͅ ̶̧̝̽͛̈͝h̶̡̡͈͍̗͓̳́̆̎̇̄̈͒̚̕u ͇̀̌m̴̗̘͓͚̖̠͖͗̀̌̓̓̑̀͝ͅä̵̧̛͔̖̞͉͖̻́̓̓̿n̵͔̫̺͚̱̍̔̌͆̍̕ͅs ̖̮̯̳̃͋̾ ̵̮̼̝̰̠̼̫̬̻̩̒͌̓̀͑̔͘a̵̹͖͍̍r ̛̝͇́̃̾͋̈́̔̕͠͝ȇ̶̩͙͙̎̏̇͘ ̦̍ẃ̴̢̩͌̾ę̴̯͙̱̫͛̈́̐̂̓i ̬͙͎͎̑͆̈́̌̏̿̎͛͘̕r ͍̪̟̲͈͇̘̈́̋̽ͅd̵̩̻͎̓͑̉͊͌͊͝.̴͓̄̚ ̵̡̙̊̊͗w̴̪̎͗̏͂̃̓͘̕͠͝e ̦̲͈͓̺̟̄̀́͜͝ ̶̫̒̓̾̓̚͘̚͝͝k̵̨͆̏̽i ̲̱͙̗̩͂͆̄̀͒̾͘͠n̴͔̥͔̹̹̽̿́͝ͅd ̨̘͐̄͌̋̐̐̆͛ḁ̴͚̼̤̫̫̪̥̓̿̌̓́͐̓͜ ̶̨̖̯̥̱͚̟̭͝ͅe ̭͋̒̒͐̉̈́̐̊f̴̞̞̱͕͍͍͍̘̊͗͋f̵̠̺̘̎̈́ȇ̴͔͉͎͈̭̇̋̌͒̀ͅḏ̶̙͎́̃̾͊̓ ̧̫̱̹̗̳͓̬̺̞̉͝u ̧̦͎͔͖̗̗̯̜̍̇̈́̀͊͒͘p̴̼̖̅͂͗́͂̎̆͜ ̵̖̥͓̜̭͗̎͋̋̽̽͌͝ṯ̴̡͓̟̭̫̰̩͉̊̓͗̈́̚h̵͔̼̠̊̾̓͐̀̆̕ͅe ̨̮̮̳̪̱̾̀̈́͋͠ ̴̡̪̤̥̫̤͖̲̃͋́͆̄̍̒̚͠ẁ̴̭̺̺̬̮̳ͅo ̝́̏̌͑̈̾̓͑̚͠r ̧̙͙̝̜̟̠̳̫̗̈̾̋̔̑͆͠l̵̤̳͋̀̊͌̂̔͆̚ḑ̵̰̤̫̻̯̂͐̈́͗̓̔̑,̵̪̘̉͆̀̍͛͒̚͠͝ ̮̬̣̪͎̣̘̞͗̾́́̀́̈́͝͝p̴̧̬̤̗̗͕̺͎̳̱̓̌͋͒o̶̯͎̖͉̜̮̫͑͊̐̎̌l ̛̤̱͉̺͐͐̽̊͑͋l̵̺̘̯͍̈́̄͗̾̔͆u ͕̈́̈̎͗̈́t̶̢͉̀̓̽̒̑͒͛̚͝e ̧̲̍d̶̝̔̎̎̋̕͠͠ ̡̰̮̞͆̎͑̋̅̎͝ͅį̶̪̩̠̄̂͒́͋̊̉̈̕͜t ̨̨̜͎͓̤͇̮̗̠̑̇, ̢͇̻͖̽̒ ̴̼̿k ̡̼̳̱̠͋̾̿̔i ̗̰͚̟̫̀̆͗̀̐̇̽͂͘̕l̶̨̧̲̻̱̪͓̅͌̿͛̽̅̂̇̐͘l̴̗͒͗͂͛̋̇͒͘͘e̴̳͔̝͉̥̱̲̥̰̽̌̎̀̇̃̌̚̚d ̛̛̙̟̮̝̼̠̹̫̊̾̐͌̔͌͌ͅ ̴̧̳͚̯̮̯̥̍͒̈́̋̄̓̒̇̅͘i̵͓̥̣͎͈͉͖͓̫͒̈̓̏͗̒̽̋͘ẗ̶̢̺͚̖̗̠͕͎́̐̕͜.̴͈̿̄̔̌͘͠͠ ̢̨̹͕̹͎̔̒͐̉̀̄͐͊͜f ̧̨̛̣̹̘̠̞̯̭̈̃̉͑͘͜u̵͕̓̓̂͂c̶̠͉̫̥̺̻͔͕̒̏ͅk ̧̧̫͈̺͉̞̞̍͗͗͘ͅ ̶̗͇͙̤̺̻̤̗̪̆͊̌̊̃̉͝ḯ̵̛̯t ͍̲̙̘̣̬̮̀́̀̏̆̋̄̎̂͜͝.̶̜̳̱̱͓͈̪͈̱̉̅̈́̒̕̕̕̕͠ ̴̧̼͍̍̐̀͆̊̈́͂̇̅̈́f ̡̡͈̙͙͚̲̹̻̤̓̍͌́̕u ̤͇̭̐̍̂̐̏̇̈̎̔́c̵̡̗͉̯͉̯̬̟̉͌͗̋̈̋̈́̊͘͠k̴̮͗͐̔̍̄̒̓̚̕ ̵̮̀̓͌͗͜h ͇̉̀̓u ̙͔̪̩̯͙̹̯͎͍̍͒̃̎̅m ̘̃̽̋̓̿͠a̶͎̰̙͔̅̑̔̈́͒̊̋͠n ̨͓͎͔͕͓͘s̵̪̪͑̓̀̍̀͊͋. ̾̌̀͂̈́̿͜
dude 1; you heard 'bout covid-19?
dude 2; yeah dude, it sucks ass
dude 1; yeah dude, fuck humans.
by tee hee :) April 21, 2020
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human serviette

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.
Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.
by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019
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humans suck

by DadooS September 02, 2009
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Human Suitcase

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on
I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.
by Stefon100 February 15, 2011
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Human flesh

The meat of a human being, very tasty - tastes delicious with salsa, also with French fries.
mom : im making food tonight, what do you want honey?
me : human flesh with salsa and fries
mom : okay honey
henning (in the bush) : can I come too, for human flesh?

mom : yes
by Mcdonaldsman27alsoidodrugs November 04, 2021
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