Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused

Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am

by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018

No homo

a term that is used when acting gay but when you aren’t gay

“i love you but no homo”

by mmalyssa April 12, 2019

hydro-homo

A homosexual who like being hydrated.

-He likes water, he must be a hydro-homie.

-But he is gay.
-Oooh. hydro-homo

by suerte13cr January 2, 2021

Neutral Homo

As is "no homo" and "yes homo." Neutral homo is a bisexual person (no homo meaning heterosexual yes homo being homosexual.)

Guy: (walks into man in bathroom) Sorry! Neutral homo.
Bathroom guy: No I-wait did you say neutral homo?
Guy: Well yes, I'm bi.

by FLINFLINMODE April 29, 2021

Ur homie homo

The greatest insult of all multiverses. 1000x stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.

John: Lol ur mom gay

Sam: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur homie homo

John melts into particles of dust and falls to the core of the earth while entering hell and suffering from the pain

by random_dude_on_urbandictionary September 13, 2018