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Stephen Hawking

Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.

Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'

The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.

You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.
He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.

One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.

On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking
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