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Hattori Hanzo
Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.
Hattori Hanzo by I hate bad grammar. April 24, 2004
Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer
It is from a YouTube video, where some one burned his math lessons.
It can be used as an speech of something that you/ sm1 else dont like.
It can be used as an speech of something that you/ sm1 else dont like.
Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer by DarkKnight242 December 17, 2019
hanzade
hanzade is the girl u can't forget. Her laugh is extremely loud and funny. There is no way of feeling depressed when she is by your side. She'll make the most stupid thing into something you'll laugh your ass off for hours. This midget will lighten up your life. but be careful there is a tiger inside when it comes to ...
>Is that the fire alarm?!
-oh no it's just hanzade's laugh
-oh wait maybe she pressed the fire alarm button, that's also probable
-oh no it's just hanzade's laugh
-oh wait maybe she pressed the fire alarm button, that's also probable
hanzade by realmasterofwords December 5, 2020
Hanzo-main
An Overwatch player who refuses to pick any hero other than Hanzo. These players are hated by the community and are seen as toxic. Most Hanzo mains are really bad at the game, they act like that because they have no friends and none of their family members care about them, so they lash out on people online because there are no repercussions to their actions.
Hanzo-main by 10quid January 4, 2017
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