half round

(noun): somebody who tries too hard to fit in with the "in crowd" but is obviously not successful; somebody who is half "square" and half not square, or round

"Hillary's campaign with the millennials made her look like such a half round."

by bloodymary21 January 8, 2017

Half-Gamer

A person that only use one side of his headset, making it possible to actually hear what people around him is saying.

Chris: Heh, Gary sucks at CS
John: Shush, he can here you. He's only a half-gamer.

by Ash Is Mad February 21, 2008

Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021

half rack

12 pack of beer. Commonly used in Washington State

Pick me up a half rack of Rainier Beer.

by Northwest Annie July 25, 2021

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008

Dumb-half

(adj) Describes someone who hasn't earned the whole insult. See: a**half

P1)Brad is such a a**-half.
P2)A genuine dumb***.

P3)He's not even worth the whole insult. He's a dumb-half.

by You Don't Know Records March 16, 2022

half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

by Ofbaby October 11, 2017