Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

by warlock230 December 15, 2010

holy shoes

Another form of saying, "Holy Shit!"

Holy shoes... your dog just crapped all over the carpet!

by LindzW July 20, 2005

holy shit

what the priest said to the nun when she announced that she was Jewish!

"I have a announcement to make, I'm Jewish"
"HOLY SHIT!''

by goooomer December 18, 2004

Holy Cross College, Ryde

A bunch of pathetic spoilt losers who dont know how to spell. Make shitty excuses and cant lie for shit.

Holy cross college, Ryde

"Stupid holy cross dickheads, stinking up the bus!"

by aminess July 16, 2008

Holy Flerkinschmidt!

Holy flerkinschmidt is used as an exclamation to show surprise as a diversion to cursing.

Holy flerkinschmidt! You guys are idiots!

by JetForce November 28, 2004

holy kanoodle

1.a term of exclamation when you are fed up with all the stinkin fatass mother.......you get the idea. Fed up with anything would work i guess
2. another use is just like 'holy cow' except its 'holy kanoodle'
(kanoodle is a much cooler word)

1. Holy Kanoodle i'm gonna kill all these people!
2. HOLY KANOODLE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by georgey April 23, 2006

holy man!

An exclamation that invokes God without naming him. It is probably a direct, if soft, reference to Jesus and his humanity.

"Holy Man! That was the biggest northern pike I ever caught!"

by goodfoot08 June 22, 2006