Fire Hose

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.

You Fire Hosed your mom.

by Jake Bisel May 13, 2005

hosemonster

a ho, whore, or a real easy girl to have sex with

jody is such a hosemonster, she did me and jay last night.

by mitchell paul February 21, 2004

Hostile Texan

A adulterous overweight Desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and assault them with his two inch lulli. The rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig "Muslimah" and posting pictures of his wife on Smuts.com. Check for him at your local Masjid.

Man that Hostile Texan is one fat sleasy motherfucker.

by Tera Baap February 18, 2005

hoss titty

A woman who is buff and huge and has titties and looks as though she can whoop that ass!

That HOSS TITTY is gonna beat your ass, bitch!

by Klista July 4, 2007

Hosed Hole

When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.

Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!

by Stiff Nuts. October 4, 2010

psycho hose bitch

Someone (usually a woman) who acts in a crazy, or hysterical fashion. Usually goes around deseperatly looking for a hook-up.

Hey chikita. Smarten up alittle, your acting like a psycho hose bitch!

by Peter Sanchez May 7, 2008

pimpin' on da ho's

Hitting on girls, usually more than one. Trying to get laid. Picking up girls.

dude, did you have any luck pimpin' on da ho's in that party?

by Zappatta May 28, 2004