hookeresque

A style of dress found typically on prostitutes, but instead found on a non-prostitute, usually over 40 years old.

When Hilary was wearing those fuck-me boots, she looked so hookeresque even Bill wanted to bang her.

by Shelly Gass February 4, 2008

Hooker Theory

Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).

Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?

Donald: Nope.

Steve: How not!?

Donald: Hooker Theory

by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010

Hooker Ice Cream

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.

Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

by lelelalalolo May 26, 2010

hookermelons

An exclamation used when exhausted or impatient.

God, this is so boring! Argh! Hookermelons so hard!

by pontowini July 11, 2010

hooker good

adj. So good, you will eventually sell your body to obtain more

"That gum is hooker good!"

by Professor Steven March 19, 2012

hoojer

A nerd with poor grammar that plays dungeons and dragons and way too many video games.

Kenny is a real hoojer. He should probably get a life in the real world.

by violetviola January 29, 2014

hooner

Another word for Howler in the UK

I've had a hooner lads, I ain't gonna make it to the end of this round

by mrf147953 January 16, 2022