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Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.
Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!
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Video Games

I want to go outside, but I'd rather spend my time on video games. Life sucks
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Winter-Games Effect

The Winter-Games Effect is a phenomenon when someone is stuck on a puzzle that cannot be solved within a 24 time span. This effect is increased when a group of people are incapable of finding a solution, despite receiving cryptic clues and and an abundance of teasing from the creator of the puzzle.

The Winter-Games Effect destroys the mental state of the individuals attempting to solve the puzzle.
Indigo one is giving me the Winter-Games effect, I've been trying to solve it for 2 days now and i can't seem to find the answer..
by LazyWers December 4, 2018
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sopa games

An annual event where sopa eaters from around the world gather and compete in games that involve eating sopa
i entered in the sopa games but lost to this nigga yon
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sopa games

An annual event where sopa eaters from around the world gather and compete in games that involve eating sopa
“i entered in the sopa games but lost to this nigga yon”
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sopa games

An annual event where sopa eaters from around the world gather and compete in games that involve eating sopa
i entered in the sopa games but lost to this nigga yon
by HoyMehor December 13, 2018
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horny games

Horny Games is a word that was created by a legend that attended high school. During recess

Legend says that only 00000.0001% of humanity able to say it as the chosen one

“Mannnnn stop tryina playyyyy then horny gamessss (pause) omg”

horny games
No I don’t want play em horny games girl you are ugly.
by HORNY LEGEND February 14, 2019
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