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fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400
"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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Fidget spinner furry gamer

Fidget spinner furry gamer is one of the 4 genders.
YO MY FIDGET SPINNER FURRY GAMER, WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNUT
by The dad that never came back February 22, 2019
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fridders

Stop being such a bore Margaret, it’s Fridders today!
by Keyboard Oaf December 19, 2019
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Fringeworthy

A word describing feelings of embarrassment or awkwardness when another person is involved, states, explains, or believes grossly unconventional, extreme, or marginal conspiratorial content or propaganda such as anti-vaxxers, flat earth believers, chem trail believers, or climate change deniers.

Akin to cringeworthy.
Jack: Adam brought up those chem trails conspiracies at the party..

Johnson: Yeah man. That shit was fringeworthy. I was totally embarrassed.
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Frudge

A person who doesn’t understand the difference between good style and utter rubbish.
“Do you like my outfit today I think I look good” “no you frudge you look stupid”
by Shnazy😼 April 17, 2021
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Fidge

I’m so mad at Charlie that I made him some fidge

DID YOU CUM IN MY FUDGE!!??”
by Vanilla unicorn September 9, 2021
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