french fries

More conclusive proof that George W Bush is a tit (see entry for Freedom fries); 'French' fries, like many things called French something-or-ther, were not even invented in France, and there is little evidence to suggest they were invented in Belgium, either.

In France they are generally eaten with steak (steak-frites), and were popularised by the Americans, who now, ironically, find the term 'French anything' sticking in ther craw... all because we aren't trigger-happy, Anti-Islamists.

"These French fries are clogging up my artery walls."

by Mordrez Moi September 16, 2006

french wank

cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths

me and Mark had a good French wank last night

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

French Microphone

When someone gives a sleeping guy a blowjob while they're sleeping.

Yeah, and then I woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!

by DickDickler June 4, 2014

French Toast

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie

by @ssm@ster July 8, 2009

French Dip

The act of a male dipping his genitals in chocolate, and thereafter, slapping a girl in the face with his chocolate covered man pouch.

"Hey Jim, did you french dip Jenny last night?" "Of course I did Jerry, it was exhilarating!"

by bignat91 March 9, 2010

french cries

a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.

jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?

by Pont Lemarce November 9, 2006

French Advance

RETREAT!!!

"We'll make a french advance on them....RUN AWAY!!!"

by Doctor Rock January 28, 2009