Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

Food whore

Some one who gives love to anyone who cooks for them or supplies them with food.

"aw love her she cooked for me"
"your such a food whore"

by PrettyInPink# March 12, 2016

Food slut

Someone who is always DTE (down to eat)

You hungry?

Not really. I already ate, but you know I'm down for dinner number two.
You're such a food slut.
I know, but it's why I make such good company.

by auntdanny April 12, 2016

Food whisperer

When someone can talk to food in a way people don't understand only you

Wow me and my friends are food whisperers we we talking to that food like nobody else

by cheesy joy May 5, 2016

food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .

Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.

by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016