five sisters

the fingers of a hand. used in re masturbation.

Wife to hubby: Honey, why are you so tired tonight. Hubby: Sweetheart, I was withthe five siters this afternoon, at the office men's room.

by Buster Stronghart December 1, 2003

Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007

Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.

by Kosh66 January 13, 2009

Five NW's

The five NW's are a variation of the five W's:

What? Where? When? Why? and Who?

The five NW's

Nigga Who? Nigga What? Nigga Where? Nigga When? Nigga Why?

"We gon need ta solve dis crime 4 realz usin da five NW's nigga,'

"Nigga Who?" Who was involved?
"Nigga What?" What happened (what's the story)?
"Nigga Where?" Where did it take place?
"Nigga When?" When did it take place?
"Nigga Why?" Why did it happen?

by Sir_Scorn July 17, 2010

Five-ever

It's like forever...but longer.

I haven't seen her in like five-ever.

by AmorHart November 18, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts

Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop January 18, 2019