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Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.
Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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low hanging fruit

Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006
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fruit basket

When a woman pulls down her pants in a bar and shows her peaches for all to see.
She pulled down her pants and I saw her fruit basket.
by Red Shirt April 25, 2006
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Fruit blow up

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up
Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"
by I Hump Llamas February 28, 2017
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stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit)

The scent or flavor that all exotic dancers spray themselves with before selling lap-dances.
stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit)

Patron: "Is that strawberry? Pomegranate? I can't quite pinpoint that smell"
Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."
by Goob McNa$ty March 17, 2014
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Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
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cock fruit tail

When a queer tapes his dick back up under himself to make him look like a female.
The best cock fruit tail I ever had was in freestone county jail. “
by Floyd Chavers August 25, 2021
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