Relucant father

A father that is not inclined or disposed to get involved in the raising or enjoyment of his children.

If it is convenient, he will show up and participate - but he will stay on the side lines and observe mildly interested.

Friend: Did Joey's dad show up?
Me: Ya he arrived for the last 3 minutes of the playoff game, and then he grudgingly saundered over to the field. The asshole didn't even see his son play.

Friend: What a relucant father

by Taking the stairs May 10, 2011

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no father figure

a white girl with blonde hair that uses wayy to much instagram, has "acab" "zay/zem" in her bio.

she is also half russian and supports putin, her name is maria

Jack: oh my god, i fucking hate maria
John: yes, she has no father figure
Maria: that is a microagression!!! i will be calling my lawyers!!

by octavius octavian May 20, 2022

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great white father

A slang synonym for the president of the United States used by cynical observers of the American political system (not applicable to Barack Obama). The term mocks the near-celebrity status that comes with position of leader of the free world.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself" said great white father.

by dbrow127 October 14, 2011

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fatherless

a guy thats gay and his father left him

a male/female that is homosexual and her or his father left them because. of that and they are fatherless

by the father of homophobics July 24, 2021

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Fanter

'Facebook Banter'

Some have shedloads.

Some are just too damn serious.

Others try stupidly hard but really, haven't got a clue

Examples are everyday conversation/occurances/tags on facebook. Sometimes it is easy to mistake 'Fanter' for a 'Frape', depending on the humour of the affected.

by D.Albert.J October 22, 2011

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