describes the penis of all those from england
being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.
usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.
being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.
usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.
Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.
Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.
Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.
by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010
Get the english penis mug.A country that invented many things: Steam locomotives, the computer, football, jet engine, the industrial revolution, the early tank and many more.
England also took over 1/3 of the world with the help of Wales and Scotland once they were all united. English is the 3rd biggest language in the world with up to 1.8 billion people that can speak the language.
England is also one of the most hated countries in the world due to england being in almost every war in modern history and then winning most of the wars.
Englands oldest foe was France as both countries had been at war mostly all the time beggining from the middle ages till France was defeated some time around 1800
England also took over 1/3 of the world with the help of Wales and Scotland once they were all united. English is the 3rd biggest language in the world with up to 1.8 billion people that can speak the language.
England is also one of the most hated countries in the world due to england being in almost every war in modern history and then winning most of the wars.
Englands oldest foe was France as both countries had been at war mostly all the time beggining from the middle ages till France was defeated some time around 1800
by tatersss December 17, 2010
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England is a quaint land surrounded by Scotland, Wales and Ireland (Northern and the Republic of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small Islands nobody cares about.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
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Restaurant Manager: "Ivana, we are too busy for you to be standing round"
Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
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This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".
This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".
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