General-Egg

The best gen on mudalads as Rebirb is dead sometimes and ched is not poggers
Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word

Person 1: Cum
Person 2: Cum lol
Person 3 : Cum isn't funny
Everyone : FALSE!
Person 4: I sure do love General-Egg

by Johnbbybyb November 10, 2020

Egg whiter

To joke around with

Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!

by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

Egg Sniping

A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.

"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"

by Amoran March 13, 2009

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021

Scrambled Egg

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

by Professor Al October 26, 2009

Glitter Egg

When a stripper farts out a glitter bomb after anal

After 3 years of pursuing Candy, I took her home and fucked her butt and she laid a glitter egg

by archery60x March 14, 2022