Edward Cullen

The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.

"I love cookies and cream ice cream"
"Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*

by Jugsaw Suicide October 17, 2008

Prince Edward

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Edwardcullenious

when a man is so sexy and pale
and pasty and hot.
he glitters and is mysterious.

x Damn tht man is so fine gurl
O a huh that man is edwardcullenious

by Gookers December 2, 2010

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

by stephmeyer July 30, 2011

Edgar Allen Poe

A horrific demon-poet who terrorized the city of Baltimore in the early 19th century.

The works of Edgar Allen Poe are depressing, dark and absolutely terrific.

by Tha_GooN April 9, 2017

Edgar Garcia

A boi into failed dry humor and loves unnecessary edginess and unfunny offensive shock humor. Likes memes and has a jew kraut nose, pale skin, receding hairline, and breathing problems. Uses discord a concerning amount and probably eats cereal full of dead baby skulls and earlobes for breakfast. Is eternally a virgin and plays pubg mobile.

Edgar Garcia is so god damn gay, man!

by Bampler Shumplerdinkler November 13, 2018

Edward

Edward is the best guy you'll ever meet. He is funny, smart, handsome and an all-round great guy. You all need an Edward. Although Edward is more likely to be gay than others he is still really great.

Person: "Edward is super great."

by Some dude u don't know December 17, 2018