Depression 

A Fancy Word for Feeling "Bummed Out"

Michael: "The stress of my modern day office has caused me to go into a depression".
Dwight: "Isn't depression just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out?""
Michael "Dwight you ignorant slut!"

Depression by WVUDirtyBird August 25, 2010

deppressed 

To be depressed because you've never slept with Johnny Depp

I am so deppressed today.

deppressed by IDK my BFF Jill October 5, 2007

post-Twilight depression 

the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series

I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.

post-Twilight depression by SomeDudeWhoLikesThePotterBooks July 29, 2009

clinical depression 

The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.

depressed person: im miserable

psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression

depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities

psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure

depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up

psychiatrist: um...i dunno

clinical depression by Shadow Creator October 27, 2007

post-party depression

Basically hungover but with remorse and pain that results from over doing it the night before.

"Man all day I was lying around thinking 'I want my mommy'...
I had post-party depression.

post-party depression by paulstothewall July 12, 2007

mano depressedo 

A man in a severely depressed state. Often goes hand in hand with being mano alono.

Steve : Is James coming out tonight?
John : No, he's been mano depressedo since he split up with Claire and says he's just going to sit in and drink himself unconcious with a bottle of vodka

mano depressedo by El Smsmeistre June 19, 2007

hepressed 

Same thing as Depressed but about Harry Styles.

D(epressed) + (H)arry

= Hepressed

“This Hrought is making me hepressed, i miss harry so much”

hepressed by onlyangel August 9, 2018