Dumb Deb Disease

Not a Debbie Downer, just a really dumb Deb. Also not someone named Debbie. Someone so dumb, they don't even know they have the disease. This pandemic has been sweeping across the nation and there is no known cure.

My dumb friend Doris definitely has Dumb Deb Disease.
Do you know Donna? I heard her family just used a whole case of Dumb Deb Disinfectant!

by Dr. Debbie Davidson April 30, 2020

Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.

Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022

Trans-Stomach Disease

A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.

Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?

by Reven's #1 Kitten December 07, 2022

Addison Boaler Disease

A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome

Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?

by TheSpecialSpiderMan May 21, 2020

Diseased Little Munchkin

An obnoxious little person with a shitty personality who is a complete retard. Rejected by all of society and unloved.

Person 1: Why are you so angry?
Person 2: That diseased little munchkin over there told our homeroom teacher that I swore and I got in trouble!

by Brch January 30, 2017

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 07, 2021

stupidity-transmitted disease

The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.

G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@

by Druk0ziz October 31, 2014