Reverse T-Rex Arms Disease

Someone who suffers from excessively long arms and can't grab anything you hand them close to their body.

Sorry I can't reach the pipe you are passing me because I have Reverse T-Rex Arms Disease.

by seanjblackwell March 15, 2014

Middle Child Disease

attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)

Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.

by stinkynoodles March 13, 2011

OG Disease

One who is ceaselessly spitting old-timer shit on kids about how much better The Day was, usually with a passive-aggressively contentious attitude.

Kate's OG Disease kicked in when she saw how psyched I was for The Black Lips show, and she started ragging on me because there is "no way The Black Lips can be as good as Iggy Pop at the Agora back in '77 during The Idiot tour with David Bowie." I hope OG Disease is added to the DSM-V.

by FHJ March 9, 2008

Shatner's Disease

A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.

Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?

She was born with Shatner's Disease.

by Britney's Worthless March 20, 2005

Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011

usher disease

a virus that attacks your penis and turns males into whores until they've stuck their genitalia into every crevice available.

usher. he has the usher disease.

hey look at that guy fucking a toaster! he's got the usher disease.

russell brand has the usher disease.

by the green goblinator October 24, 2008

squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007