The Shiore Kokkaku Disease

The Shiore Kokkaku disease is a fictional disease where the victim of self hate and thoughts of suicide begins to slowly watch their skin wither which will eventually lead to an inevitable death. Victims contract the disease through almost successfully killing themselves but surviving. Their skin then slowly starts to wither until nothing is left but their bones. The disease has no cure but it can be slowed down. By having the victim find happiness in their life, and by slowing gaining a better mental health state, the Shiore Kokkaku disease will stop spreading. However the effects are irreversible and the patient will eventually die.

Ex : I wish there was a way to escape the fate of the Shiore Kokkaku disease, but I’ll eventually have to come to terms with reality...

by p a p e r f i r e March 27, 2021

Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009

Cringe-arial Disease

A blend word of Cringe and venereal used on social media when you cannot get rid of a trending topic, or person that is extremely cringe-worthy.

I can’t seem to get this guy off my time line😩
I’ve been cringe free for almost 2 weeks after muting him!
This guy is a cringe-arial disease on twitter....he just won’t go away😭

by MMA GODS August 27, 2019

Mad Trolling Disease

A disease spread by inting at life. This causes the diseased individual to troll uncontrollably.

Manneh has Mad Trolling Disease and spread it to Fortnite kid.

by Gamer Kazuma January 22, 2020

Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners

Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae

by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021

Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.

Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018