dick whipped

A mental state of obsession, originating from powerful, deeply satisfying sexual interactions that cause a woman with a weak mind to believe that she is in love. An emotional state where a woman is crazy about and strongly attached to a male based on the sex he "whips" on her, to the point that even a dude with nothing to offer, who mistreats and emotionally/mentally/physically abuses her, and who has no good sense will still be loved by this woman because of the sex. No matter how raggedy ass he is, she still wants to be with him anyway.

Sherry knows that dude she is messing with cheats on her and lies every chance he gets, but she ain't going nowhere cause she is dick whipped like a mofo.

by Debsterism October 11, 2016

AA dick

A dick that is the same size as a AA battery

Don't chat bare breeze with your AA dick

by Bladman_z you get he November 24, 2009

dick head

when someone is acting like a really big dick

' omg, look at dave, he thinks hes the shit '
' yeah, dave is such a dick head '

by dickheadssuck October 13, 2009

dick milker

Someone who milks dicks.

Damn g, dawn was a total dick milker last night!

by J.T. murda June 25, 2008

Smokin' Dick

- When someone is tripping hard asf.

" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"

by UglehNikkTaiBow January 25, 2017

Thanos Dick

A Dick So Large That Even The Horse Gods Are Amazed. Its So Gigantic That Godzilla Would Be Comparable In Size. The Last Known Person To Have A Thanos Dick Was Bill Cosby. They Usually Tend To Fuck Everything In Sight And Yes That Includes Food.

Bill:Yo Man You Heard Bill Cosby Fucked Like 3 Guys Yesterday.
Charlie:Yea Hes Got A THANOS DICK!!!

by Mega Troll October 13, 2018

bee’s dick

A unit of measurement - very very small/by a very small margin. Variation on bee’s whisker. (Australian saying)

She won the race by a bees’s dick.

They missed out by a bee’s dick.

by Just checking February 27, 2018