Proximity crush

1. An attraction to someone not particularly attractive, developed from frequent and prolonged exposure to the person.

2. The subject of the attraction.

I have such a proximity crush on my new teammate.

That new girl in class is my proximity crush.

by MystJake June 5, 2020

anti crush

Someone who you would absolutely not want to date under any circumstances. If you and them were the last single people on earth, you’d rather be single. Can also apply to the same gender for straight people and the opposite gender for gay people.

Carl: I think you’d be a cute couple with Mason.
Kate: hell no, he’s not only ugly, but he’s rude and has bad hygiene. He’s my anti crush. How the fuck can you picture me dating him?

Lexie: I’m a lesbian, and even though I have friends that are guys, men are my anti crushes.

by nutella137 July 22, 2020

Facebook crush

A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.

I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.

by Lola Roman January 1, 2010

Man Crush

For a man to have a very close platonic friendship and/or admiration for another man.

"Ben Affleck has had a man crush on Matt Damon for a long time."

by Emily Fox July 11, 2005

Wesley Crusher

Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.

If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.

by A hot Christina March 28, 2009

crushment

noun. The wrecked/smashed part of anything, particularly the crumpled sheet metal resulting from a significant impact like a car collision.

Damn, did you see the crushment on grandma's Buick? The entire rear end is half its former length. The other car, however, did not walk away.

by impunity January 26, 2011

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011