COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025

Covid Sink

A sink found in a washroom or laundry room. Common use of the sink includes washing COVID germs from your epidermis prior to entering the sanitized clean room of a home. Typically resembles a utility sink, but not to be confused as the COVID sink has magical antibacterial properties. Should be surrounded by hand sanitizer, Clorox wipes, and Lysol spray.

Welcome to our home, please wash the germs from your person in our COVID sink.

by rlyjames December 29, 2021

Re-COVID

v. When you get the Rona for a second time.

After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020

COVID-19

Likes to move it move it

COVID-19 - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

by Furhrr September 14, 2021

Covid Bob

Similar to a dadbob but it is only present because of the covid-19 pandemic which resulted in a shelter-in-place.

Person 1: Broh, I lowkey got a Covid Bob because of quarantine
Person: 2 Same! I need to hit the gym.

by Phantom_Beetz May 10, 2021

Covid chimney

Donald trumps stupid orange face

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Covid Pace

Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.

Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!

Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !

by Guy on the Bridge of course! February 20, 2021