cool

Perhaps the ultimate slang word. It's origins are amongst African-American culture and became mainstream after Jazz broke out into popularity in the 20s and 30s. The word actually has nothing to do with the English term "cool" but is actually derived from the West African term "kule". Don't believe me? Search wikipedia.

Some dumbass motherfuckers spell it "kewl" when they chat online. What fools.

AIM User 1: Dude, did you see Drawn Together last night?? Totally kewl!
AIM User 2: ...you dumbass...it's cool. quit spellin' shit wrong dumbfuck.
AIM User 1: ...jeez...sorry *signs off in shame*

by Steagles April 10, 2006

Cool Whip

Best. Thing. Ever. Made.

"Dude you want some Ice Cream!?!"

"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"

"..."

"..."

"Aight!"

by DanaHugginsss May 1, 2010

cool story bro

A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.

*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro

by James Adrian AshtonLillybranch August 12, 2009

coolass

The opposite of loserbutt. A compliment better than "cool" but not as good as "fucking awesome"

Andy Samberg: Blake, why are you crying?

Blake: -sniffle- Because I wish I were as coolass as Hannah and Kiley.

by thechosenones June 14, 2010

cool

The word "cool" is a word of far superior quality than the word "awesome." The word "awesome" is connotated most frequently with bum pirates, drug-riddled shoplifters, or other people of generally poor caliber, whereas the word "cool" connotates a standard of being far exceeding all other words. "Cool" has been used throughout time and space and will continue to be the supreme king of all that is admirable, great, or majestic. "Awesome" forever will be a subset of the word "cool", but "cool" is without a doubt the indisputed champion, godfather, and ultimate, complete, freakishly perfect winner of all other words... especially "awesome."

Hey, want to jump out of a plane in a kayak and land in the middle of a class V rapids while wearing a Superman costume?" "Sure! That would be COOL!

by katydid22 March 2, 2011

Cool Story Bro

a sentence, statement, word or story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

1. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, want a sticker for that?
2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit!
3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck
4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself

by korean keyboard warrior July 23, 2011

Cool pop

A fruit flavoured iced confectionary product.

Mr Freeze is a brand of cool pop.

by Bert Maverick September 29, 2012