coontard

An offensive term for one who is half nigger and half retard.

Damn Taint.... you are such a coontard!

by Dirt McGuirt July 2, 2007

coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

by Shattoww January 24, 2008

coonshine

Strong Homebrew with an alcohol volume of more than 20%, usually brewed from sugarcane using turbo yeast.

"Damn, that's some strong shit you got there nigga!"

"That Coonshine sure gets you pissed"

"I got so wasted off that Coonshine, I slept with my sister!"

by Coony May 7, 2007

Coonage

A pile of dead black people who were either burned or are completely ash.

Look at the pile of Coonage!

by good old max February 5, 2019

coonstar

1.(n.) koon-star - A star of adult films who is of African-American descent

2.(n.) The super high-tech space station powered by Jive and Malt Liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.

3.(v.) To go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.

The coonstar descended upon hymietown and deployed a gaggle of coonstars that coonstarred their jewbag oppressors until their noses ripped open and their heads fell off. They then proceeded to steal their jew gold.

SOLID!

See also, "semi-sweet fucksauce"

by Angry Black Coon April 5, 2008

coonass

people who can cook better then a redneck stumpjumper
yankee hillbilly and kentucky freaks

coonass coon racoon ass

by scorpion633 July 18, 2009

coondis

A wart found on the arses of jews.

"The doctor pulled down my pants and whipped off my coondis with a scalpel. He was truly a coondis basher!"

by duane reed June 10, 2004