candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

Candy Gang

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

by Yeetus Deletus June 19, 2018

Candy Swiper

A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.

The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.

by meqanick September 30, 2018

candybar bark

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

by von groovy June 14, 2019

Sleeping Cindy

When you and your girl are doing the Boner Jams Dance in a hotel room while her mom is sleeping in the other bed.

"Dude, me and my girl pulled a Sleeping Cindy the other day, it was dank!"

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"Me and my girl blew the Sleeping Cindy and her mom kicked my ass."

by Dj Weich March 9, 2008

elbow candy

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

by ô¿ô May 5, 2009

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012