cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.
After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.
by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006
Get the Cobweb cockmug. by Hannah February 16, 2003
Get the craving the cockmug. A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006
Get the speed cockingmug. What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
Get the put a cock in itmug. The abnormally large reproductive organ of an exceptionally well hung man, reminiscent of the extended piece of a horse due it's rather unusual shape and size, otherwise also referred to as a macropenis.
by MisterWasGehtSieDasAn_ February 20, 2022
Get the horse cockmug. by Chouda boy March 28, 2009
Get the Cock Homug. When a man tries to engage in a sexual act but has had to much alcohol and is unable to achieve a full erection. The penis is similar to a half cooked noodle.
by Pimp Lo December 15, 2008
Get the Whiskey Cockmug.