A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.
by Josh Packer September 22, 2008
cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.
After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.
by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006
by Hannah February 17, 2003
What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.
Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.
by capnkev April 10, 2009
A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 01, 2006
Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.
by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009
by Chouda boy March 28, 2009