Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018

Clock

Clock. It ticks. It makes me go insane at night. Tick, tick, tick. I cant sleep.

This clock makes me go insane. I. CANT. SLEEP. tick, tick,tick,tick.

by anonymous August 17, 2024

clock needle

One who works or can work round the clock.

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.

by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012

Clock it

Another way of praising someone, similar to 'slay' or 'good job' but cooler.

Kid: "I just won a fight"
Friend: "Clock it!"

OR

Boy: "Ur built like a bus driver"
Girl: "You're built like the bus"
Friend: "Ooh she clocked your tea!!"

by darealcece September 13, 2025

Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.

Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?

by suxwaste April 26, 2013