captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

Captain Gaylord

A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.

"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

Captain Speed Limit

Derogatory term to describe a slower driver who does not respect the passing lanes conventions.

Thank you Captain Speed Limit, for making sure everyone respects the speed limit.

by stavr0 January 13, 2005

captain cooter

One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.

Captain Cooter always makes me laugh

by Captain Cooter May 17, 2008

Captain Smash-A-Ho

The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.

Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets

by XCMMX May 8, 2009

Captain Serious

Published as a comic book in the 1980's Captain Serious became one of the most famous super heroes of the decade. All Captain Serious books were written and drawn by Christopher Hauschildt of Yellowknife, Canada.

Unfortunately, the series was abruptly ended at the beginning of the 90's due to Christopher coming down with a bad case of PCOS. There are rumors going around the internet that the super hero may return by 2013.

LOOK! ITS CAPTAIN SERIOUS!

by Chris Hauschildt The Serious April 11, 2011

captain planet myself

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.

Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."

by Planeteer September 10, 2011