Canadian Cum Sauce

Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum

we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce

by Lasagarfield May 8, 2023

Canadian Firework

Another word for squirting coming after moving up and down on the 🍆

"Omg, I just saw chads Canadian firework"
"Eww Jessica, I didn't need to know that"

by iamwhouthinkiam July 24, 2023

Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023

Canability

Noun:
Skilled to Perform
Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up! Sik Canability!

by CanMaker August 29, 2023

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023

Ugly Canadian

Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.

American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.

American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.

by CelticEagle August 14, 2019

Redneck Canada

It’s literally just Alaska

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”

by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020