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canada's history

is when you take maple syrup and cover moose antlers and the Stanley Cup. Then once they are fully covered in the syrup. You shuve then up your girls vagina in till it is all up there.
Guy 1: Yo did you ever canada's history your girl?
Guy 2: Hell ya! Who hassent?
Guy 1: True that.
by conec February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a man takes his hand and sticks it up a moose's asshole all the way to the elbow while his Courtney (see definition of Courtney) licks the Moose's testicles and fingers the guys ass. Then the man takes a handful of moose shit and smears it on the Courtney's face and sticks his penis in the moose until he blows he is close to cumming then blows his load over the Courtney then they both suck the moose off until the animal blows its load all over the Courtney.
I was reading about Canada's History in the Beaver today and am not sure where I could find a Courtney willing to get a moose testicle in the mouth.
by Cobi_39 February 4, 2010
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Canada Exhaust Pipe

When it is so cold outside that when one farts, water vapor is seen from the farters ass. Exactly like a cars muffler in winter.
Dude: Fuck it's cold as shit outside!
Guy: No shit, I saw folks leaving church this morning and this one dude was kind enough to hold his fart the entire service. He definitely had a Canada Exhaust Pipe.
by WholePriest December 30, 2011
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Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese
The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians
by Obsessive_Fangirl June 1, 2021
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I'm Moving To Canada

What an American says when he/she has had it with USA.
by JoyDivisionIanCurtis January 30, 2012
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United States of Canada

All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.

Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.
After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.
by majenwen November 30, 2004
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Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma
by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017
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