candy mary

A combination of a candy ass and a sissy mary.

Stop fucking crying, already. No one cares that your girlfriend dumped you. Man up, you candy mary!

by Tits July 29, 2006

candygiggles

When, after performing the act of oral sex on a man, a woman starts to giggle.

Sarah went down on me last night, but she almost choked on my cum because she had a bad case of the candygiggles.

by Jae Gatsby September 7, 2007

Candy Mouth

That sour, filmy taste-feel in your mouth after eating too much candy.

I've had a pouch of Swedish fish, a box of Nerds, a jug of gummy worms and a foot of Airheads...now I gots me the candy mouth!

by Jahab November 11, 2010

North Caddo

Area in the North West corner of Louisiana which is a haven for making Meth.

I went up to North Caddo to buy some Crystal Meth

by dontblameme January 23, 2009

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

man candy

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.

Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!

by Sugarmomma November 8, 2006

candy coat

(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.

Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.

Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.

by poorbrokegraduatestudent August 16, 2010