Clairvoyance

My friend who sits diagonally in front of me. Clairvoyance is not her real name, but she, for some reason, decided that it would be her name from now on, though that decision was made while she was on a lot of sugar, so I don't know if it was the best decision. It was, however, hilarious at the time. She talks in 3rd person when she turns from her real name to Clairvoyance.

Clairvoyance: Clairvoyance wants CANDAY!!!!!!

by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004

Hello Claireece

a way for to greet your friend in the middle of the night in an eery sort of way.

"Hello Claireece!"
"WTF?!"

by maximus 17 April 17, 2009

Clare

a giant creep, immensely organized and loves paul frank. will stalk you while you dream

omg, clare, you're so scene

by Angellady December 25, 2008

clairumz

An amazing fucker, great in bed, usually has huge boobs, and an erected penis. Always stoned, wasted, or high, with at least three best friends.

You looked stoned, you must have done a clairumz last night

by anonymous in your pants January 11, 2008

Clarence

Historically, Clarence’s are unreliable friends.

Hey did you get your fantasy football trophy back from Clarence?

Nah he’s too lazy to deliver it.

Bummer. But that’s a typical Clarence for ya.

by Commissioner Goodell December 26, 2018

Clare

The best, move lovable, funny girl. She has a heart made of golf, a sweet laugh and kind smile, and a beautiful figure. She usually has freckles, and greenish eyes. She is always there for everyone, and will be the best friend you’ve ever had. She is the most loyal, true girlfriend and will constantly love you. She has a hard time showing it sometimes because she’s afraid of losing you, but will do everything in her power to keep you happy. When you see she is struggling, hug her from behind, because she’s on the verge of breaking down. Never let a Clare go, it will be the worst mistake of your life.

“Oh man, I wish I was dating Clare.”
“Dude I know, she’s the best.”

by bitchbetripping November 25, 2019

Clare

A mega, let me repeat, MEGA, chicken nugget scoon.

“Hey, have you seen Clare anywhere?”
“THAT chicken nugget scoon? Ha! She’s probably in CoSA, the scrub!”
“Ok. I’ll triple check the juul rooms, too. Who put all those toilets in there?”

by _LiterallyNoOne_ March 3, 2019