Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.

A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)

by pesticidko April 3, 2020

Bullshittinous

adj. of, or characterized by or as bullshit.

Their bullshittinous justifications for further restrictions on the rights of free men resulted in the furtherance of tyranny and serfdom.

by osan May 27, 2020

Bullshit

The majority of definitions found in The Urban Dictionary.

Have you read the latest Bullshit in the Urban Dictionary? There is so much bullshit that passes as definitions.

by GenuinePneumatikos July 18, 2020

Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.

Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...

by Not Ducky August 29, 2020

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Bullshit

Banvideogames saying they don't harrass people every day

That's bullshit

by Fakermask October 26, 2020

Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden”
as President Elect in 2020.

Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.

by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020