Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

Rippin' a beat

A slang term for male masturbation, particularly rhythmic, audible masturbation.

Paul Reubens, who played Pee-Wee in Pee-Wee's Playhouse, was arrested because he was caught rippin' a beat in an adult theater.

by SlaughterDog January 6, 2008

Barley's Beat

When the location you are currently at is dead and donezo, so it's time to take the partay elsewhere.

Chumbo 1: Hey this is low key boring.
Chumbo 2: Yeah you right, Barley's beat, let's mob.

by GarbageManPhatThang May 4, 2019

Carpet Beating

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet beating and get out of my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

Beat Knees

Sex between humans, insertion of the male's erect penis into the female's vagina is followed by rhythmic thrusting usually culminating in orgasm;

Lovers beat knees every chance that they get.

by Rappin Grandma June 24, 2015

pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.

Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.

by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009

beating guts

Hitting it so hard you rearrange the intestinal track of a female.

Damn nigga you beating guts! My guts!!!

by Lucio "da mumble rapper" September 21, 2018