Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.

"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

or

"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

or

"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"

by Skribblahh April 20, 2012

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Beat the forest

The act of one obviously gay dude desperately trying to blow his friends while holding a PlayStation remote and while wearing a headset.

Scotty when ur back home we should beat the forest together!

by Evilredbeerd May 17, 2023

weak beats

Typically higher tempo edm based music songs/tracks. Usually newer music with creation date after around 2010. Any of the following genres are automatically classified weak beats in most cases: Trap/Hard Style/Tech House/Trance exc... anything fruity or above 115-118 bpm can easily be considered weak beats which is most of the music out there unfortunetly.

Omg this club is all weak beats.

I got to call cover for somebody at work, weak beats! WEEEEEK BEATS!

by Andre Vannes August 6, 2017

beat meaner

It's when you get a "boner" from being pissed off and proceed to masturbate out of frustration.

I want to get in a fight so bad I have a meaner. I'll go beat meaner.

by cy-chan December 15, 2018

off beat

ye aight blueface baby

just watch respect my crypin or the next big thang off beat

by snız January 4, 2019

beat bugging

To persistently stare at someone in a threating or demeaning manner.

Guy 1:yo man, that guy’s been beat bugging me all night.
Guy 2: oh really? Who?
Guy 1:that guy in the black shirt with the blue cap.
Guy 2: motherfucker that your reflection!

by *insertsomethingcreativehere* July 6, 2018