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Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011
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Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.
I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.
by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011
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watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.
Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.
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Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.
This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!
by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018
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Bum boarding

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.
by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020
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Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
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