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Fresh Banana

noun.

1.Something a chick on skates gives you at Sonic.

2.A kind of banana only available at Sonic.

3. Something a prostitute gives you....off of the value menu at Sonic.
Dude, I just went to Sonic and ordered a "Fresh Banana"!

How was it?

Let's just say that "Fresh Banana" was....Orgasmic!LOL JK it was alright.
by TheKPL August 28, 2010
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Banana People

A banana person is a person that is a banana that gets horribly sexually degraded by old diabetic Australian men.
by Banana People April 19, 2020
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yummy banana

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.
Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch
by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017
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banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
by jarf May 27, 2013
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Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
by The worst person August 30, 2017
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banana fiend

The most dangerous of criminals. The only way to defeat him is to make him drop the banana, the eat it, effectively disarming him. Guns also work
"It's very simple to defend yourself against a banana fiend." "Suppose he's got a pointed stick?" "Shut up!!"
by Ghostsharklegs January 5, 2019
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Banana peeler

If you are thinking you'd like me to review your fantastic new banana peeler, I invite you to please fuck off.

AvE Dictionary.
by varu_nasolu September 13, 2019
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