August 9th

The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.

Rando Girl 1: Yo dude, tomorrow is august 9th

Rando Guy 2: So?

Rando Girl 1: Its Darious' birthday and i gotta get him a spongebob shirt

by llmnhgrews July 20, 2011

August 11th

This is a nice birthday. People born on this day like sucking dick. Their names most commonly start with M. Also, Chris Hemsworth (yk Hulk) was born on this day, which is kinda akward if you think about the sucking dick thing...

She was born on August 11th? Man I gotta get to know her, if you know what I mean..

by Modern Jesus December 2, 2019

August 28

When you ask out the girl in your year called Monet

Boy: i gotta ask out this girl called Monet.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy: it’s August 28
Boy 2: oh ok

by Goodevening October 31, 2019

angst

saddnes, with a bit of vengeance...

I had a sudden angst when that drunk driver hit my cat, so I wanted to get vengeance on his ass!

by Demoltion_Luver January 9, 2008

Angsterbate

(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.

To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.

"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."

"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"

"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"

by Allison DC January 7, 2009

Augustas

A skater boy with a very hot body and a collection of juuls in his pockets. He only vapes mango and mint ant the highest nic level and skates like a beast with maximum style. He is very attractive and all the girls want him for his amazing style and humor.

-Is that the skater boy Augustas?
-yeah i think that’s him omg he’s so hot i would love to hit his juul

by Juulboy69 October 22, 2019

August 21

National horny day

Who everyone want nudes this day gets nudes this day

Tyler: Bro today is August 21
Katie: Ohh do you want top or bottom or both

by pwoqowihshdh August 21, 2020