angry turkey

when a guy sits on a girls face while she does her best turkey call.

that pirate hooker actaully let me give her an angry turkey

by jason meat underpot February 10, 2006

angry panda

the emotion of being angry. Not happy with people actions causes you to be angry

I cant believe you said that you are making me an angry panda. Your actions are causing me to become an angry panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

angry beaver

when girl gives you a toothy blow job. -very uncomfortable-

yo paul i heard steve got an angry beaver from paige last night

by reaper23 May 1, 2011

angry dragon

These other definitions are close, but your all forgetting the ANGRY part. When your getting a blow job and your about to cum, grab him or her and slam your cock down the throat and blow your load. It will come out of their nose. Then, you need to punch them in the face so that both blood and cum are flowing from the nose. Thus, looking like a dragon breathing fire.

I just found out my bitch was fucking some Asian dude, so i gave her the old angry dragon. Thought it was fitting for the occasion.

by bigdaddy90 August 10, 2014

Angry Octopus

When you stick your dick, arms, and legs in to a girls pussy.

"I totally gave that chick and angry octopus, and now shes all strechted out."

by irenee February 18, 2008

angry elf

A specific classification of any individual who is particularly irritable, frustrated, edgy, or simply in a bad mood.

A: I strongly dislike your oven.

B: Well, you're an angry elf.

by Mary Ben December 20, 2007

Angry Chris

A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"

"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."

by MrHalo3 May 11, 2009