When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.
by BaconRainey October 16, 2014
Get the anal blinkmug. The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.
by nickwbithches January 29, 2014
Get the Anal hangovermug. by analbeads November 20, 2019
Get the anal ramenmug. When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.
She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.
by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015
Get the Pretend Analmug. Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....
by that_just_happened July 22, 2007
Get the anal coochmug. The act of engaging in the hind-grind (aka bum-love) while submerged in a chlorinated tank designed for swimming. Also known in Britain as hydrobuggery.
"While it may be reasonable to hypothesize water as a substitute for lubricant, numerous peer-reviewed research articles as well as personal anecdotal evidence from my girlfriend confirms that pool-anal is more exciting in theory than in practice."
by YaBoyHunter May 29, 2015
Get the pool-analmug. by omqtyler June 8, 2015
Get the anally violatedmug.