anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened July 22, 2007

anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.

Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"

by nickwbithches January 29, 2014

anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.

Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.

by analbeads November 20, 2019

Anal Fabrication

A term coined by a fellow MBA student to describe the act of finishing projects or coming up with ideas based on highly theoretical concepts.

"This balanced scorecard initiative prioritization template is a complete anal fabrication."

by Sinuendo LV August 6, 2009