Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.

I attend Crofton Academy school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023

st raymond academy for boys

A school for fuck boys that are wanna be basketball players just because Isaiah Washington went/goes there have dances where all they do is double tap girls while they teachers pretend not to notice and only want to smash then dash bitches and always tryna get academy of mount st Ursula bitches cathedral bitches Preston bitches...

Him:I got to st Raymond academy for boys
Her:i know we dance at the school dance remember ?
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by Felix3415 August 18, 2017

alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes

Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!

by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018

Aston Manor academy

Aston Manor is a wanna be strict school with loads of dumb rules if u get kicked out of any school

you'll have to get transferred to Ama But at ama u would know that ur gonna leave with a good GCSE

I got managed moved to aston manor academy

by L_Certi January 16, 2019

Prairie seeds academy

Shitty school that people talk shit in. Fake ass bitchhessss.

Prairie seeds academy has a lot of fake bitches

by Kov hlub mov March 13, 2019

Twin Peaks Charter Academy

Try to be a religious school and very strict. if you leave campus the administration will run after you and call the cops. If you don’t do a sport and lose every game then you suck or your wierd. There are dumbass uniforms and wierd naked paintings around the school to make us look good. The people who go here try to be cool and
“popular” but there is no such thing as popular and everyone knows everything about everyone so watch your back.

Twin Peaks Charter Academy is GAY

by Y U MAD DADDY December 2, 2019

Corona Arts and Sciences Academy

Corona Arts and sciences academy, known as C.A.S.A Is a school that was good up until 2017 when class of 2020 came in😂 all the bitches graduating this year are mad pussy and they suck mad dick in staircase b around period 3. There’s deans like ms.forgues who be in everybody’s business , once she on ya dick she always will be . Bitches in that school claim to be “gay cuz they can’t find niggas in that school. Full of girls who send nudes and get ran on in the staircase. BFB full of snakes as well BENITEZ THE BEST TEACHER THO AND THATS ON PERIODTTTT Poohhhh. Don’t fw bitches from casa they’ll leave you for a girl

You’re in corona arts and sciences academy? You’re definitely gay

Get yo gay ass out ma face before I rock ya shits

by Flayoooooo October 18, 2019