Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it
by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022
Get the Austin Greenmug. 
Get the Austin Speckmannmug. Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).
After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.
by Boat skier January 5, 2022
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Get the Austinmug. by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 7, 2019
Get the austinmug. Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him
by illogical_3 July 31, 2022
Get the Van-Austinmug. He has a bestfriend he might smoke weed he is a crack head and small but still funny as fuck he will always be the person out there
by Hdhdhfhdhf August 6, 2019
Get the Austinmug.