by Shaabi May 01, 2021
Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.
- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
by Priminio March 03, 2021
A stoner filled school located in Middletown, CT. You will often find drugs here (nic, weed). And Electrical is the primary source
by HawkDaddy69 May 29, 2024
A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!
OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.
by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021
by your local thot November 05, 2018
Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.
Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.
Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"
"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023